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captaintony
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Anyone remember their first kiss?

#31494 3 years, 1 month ago
Mine was old man Higgins who ran the local grocery store in town. He smelled like whiskey and cigars but he had gentle hands.
DaysBetween
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Re: Anyone remember their first kiss?

#31497 3 years, 1 month ago
French kiss or a quick smooch?
Let your life proceed by it's own design....
captaintony
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Re: Anyone remember their first kiss?

#31499 3 years, 1 month ago
I was his Kathleen Turner and he was my William Hurt, so I would say there was a lot of tongue.
neverstop66
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Re: Anyone remember their first kiss?

#31503 3 years, 1 month ago
Ah yes. Remember it well. But then the priest wanted to play "tummy sticks" and I got scared and ran away.
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captaintony
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Re: Anyone remember their first kiss?

#31504 3 years, 1 month ago
I used to pretend to be an altar boy just to get all the hot priests
neverstop66
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Re: Anyone remember their first kiss?

#31508 3 years, 1 month ago
captaintony wrote:
I used to pretend to be an altar boy just to get all the hot priests

Alter boys got all the perks like sleeping in the king bed instead of the sleeping bag and always got the special grape juice instead of water.
captaintony
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Re: Anyone remember their first kiss?

#31509 3 years, 1 month ago
it was big competition for us altar boys, we were always working out. My butt was so firm I could bounce quarters off of it, and make em sink in Father Roy's shot glass.
DaysBetween
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Re: Anyone remember their first kiss?

#31510 3 years, 1 month ago
This criuse ship is sinking. Everbody is running around.
A priest, a rabbi, and a lawer get together to calm people down and help every one.
The rabbi says "Women and children first!"
The lawyer says "Screw the children!"
The priest says "Do we have time?"
Let your life proceed by it's own design....
Last Edit: 3 years, 1 month ago by DaysBetween. Reason: Spelling...I stoooopid!
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neverstop66
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Re: Anyone remember their first kiss?

#31524 3 years, 1 month ago
Q: What do preists and Mcdonalds have in common?
A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns
neverstop66
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Re: Anyone remember their first kiss?

#31526 3 years, 1 month ago
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off
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